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Chillin' like a villain

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Bianca, 18, Germany
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hyadain:

when u beat a game with a sad ending image

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

merryyurimas:

oodlyenough:

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he looks like he’s singing a solo on xfactor or something

don’t you forget about me, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t you forget about me

stoned-levi:

when ur mom comes home with the groceries

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ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

(Source: bustedbitmap)

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses)

sherbies:

it’s 2014 and tumblr still doesn’t let you edit typos in your own tags without deleting the whole thing i am outraged

apatheticghost:

my friends introducing me to people

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clrama:

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lotolle:

thisis-my-note:

disgracefullyriversong:

cumber-kitty:

frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time

merry’s hair clip though

there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif

Playing with fireworks, again.

lotolle:

thisis-my-note:

disgracefullyriversong:

cumber-kitty:

frodo in a t-shirt is odd and adorable at the same time

merry’s hair clip though

there is literally nothing I don’t like about this gif

Playing with fireworks, again.

(Source: epichanna)