imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
me during sports class
delete anyone in your life who doesn’t think dragons are cool you don’t need that kind of negativity around you
i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth’s Mightiest Heroes type thing.
What do you call the technique Bucky uses to stare his target down?
The Winter Smolder.
Do you know what a Black Widow movie means?
It means we get to watch 90 minutes of Scarlett Johansson crushing the patriarchy in a skintight black catsuit with a hunk of sexy named Jeremy Renner by her side, and if that is not the best thing you’ve ever heard then I don’t know what to do with you.
And, and, and…. We get to find out what happened in Budapest
Why do you keep saying that?!
Heteronormativity in action.
I’m with you till the end of the line.
This is literally the worst parallel to ever parallel in the history of parallels, I mean are you fucking kidding me.